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The dick shaped potatoes my executive chef makes. We call them dick-tators
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The dick shaped potatoes my executive chef makes. We call them dick-tators


The dick shaped potatoes my executive chef makes. We call them dick-tators

by Strict-Peach5192

25 Comments

  4. Nighthengayle

    He start making these before or after those Stormy Daniels revelations?

  6. agarrabrant

    As someone who hates mushrooms and loves potatoes, this is kinda dope

  10. Polkanissen

    If your dick looks like a mushroom, you need to go see a doctor….

    If the entire kirchen’s dicks looks like mushrooms, you need to stop seeing the same waitress.

  11. Blobbityblob7

    You vs the carbohydrate she tells you not to worry about.

  13. biancastolemyname

    Respectfully, I don’t want to see what your penis looks like

  16. WearyEnthusiasm6643

    have you never seen a penis, son?

  18. dirENgreyscale

    Do you have any pics of these actually on a plate or what you do with them? Seems like they’ll look really goofy.

  20. Puzzleheaded-Round66

    Sorry The 80’s called they want there garnish back.

  21. Glowing_Trash_Panda

    As a former paramedic who’s seen some shit, wanna know what’s worse to see than a dick shaped like a mushroom? A dick shaped like a piece of broccoli

  22. FunnyFarmer5000

    I’m not entirely sure OP has seen an actual penis…

  23. Potential-Use-1565

    As a big fan of unforeskinned potatoes I approve👍

  24. KuraMaXKamikaZed

    Reminds my more of a mushroom but ok.

  25. Bobobo-bobobo-bo-bo

    These look more like mushrooms than most mushrooms